2/22/05

 

Another night, another lie. Regardless, this is Killer Kiel reporting in. As you can see the abusive, red star-wearing, Jesus hating, sadistic pedophile has been changed. Feel free to try and put a name to his liver-lipped face. About the contests; in all likelyhood the winner of the next contest will get to go out to eat with the members of the Beckman Kid, actually more likely it will be smoothies. We have recently contacted Miss Betsy about her date with the Big K-rizzle, that should be going on about the end of the month. Loyal fans can expect a blow by blow account of the evening posted later on the site. At this point we would just like to give a shout out to some of the smaller bands that have opened for us in the past; the Aquabats, the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Blink 182, Rancid, and Less Than Jake. Hang in there guys, you'll get your break eventually. Well, till next time, this is your friendly neighborhood commie-killer, Kiel "Sweet K" Sauerman, wishing you all a pleasant evening and good luck with dinner.

 

 

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